Memoir of a Reality TV Genius

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According to various media outlets, Andy Cohen has signed a six figure deal to pen a memoir detailing how he rose to the position he's in today.

Now, I love me some Andy Cohen. Bravo TV is my life. Kidding?

But, I'm not completely sold on the idea of reading his story. All of the articles I've seen give really vague descriptions of what the book will entail.

I can only hope he includes some juicy inside info on all of his 'employees'. Or better yet, some of his celebrity BFF's!

 

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Will you be reading?

Reunion

Did anyone see the RHONY reunion last night?

Completely ridiculous. I am embarrassed for every single one of them. Their behavior was just awful. Poor Andy Cohen had such a hard time controlling them. I really don't know if I can watch the show again.

Neil Patrick Harris was on Watch What Happens Live and suggested getting rid of all of them. Which is curious because the rumor is that's what going to happen next season- an entire new cast.

Hmm, I guess time will tell....

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Big earrings don't make you look younger, darling.

Practice What You Preach

LuAnn de Lesseps I am looking at you. 'Countess'.

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Also, could you chill out with all the enormous Navajo jewelry?

In preparation for tonight's episode of RHONY I've been watching re-runs from the last couple of weeks. And I have to say these ladies have brought a whole new level of cattiness to the show. Especially Jill and LuAnn. Ugh. It doesn't surprise me at all that they're bff's now. Two peas in a pod they are.

Oh, I've seen a sneak peek of LuAnn's new music video and must say, I am tres embarrassed for her. Pretty hilarious stuff.

Is it bad that I'm actually looking forward to Watch What Happens Live more than the show itself?

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Andy Cohen, Bravo genius.